“A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.” – Baltasar Gracian
I’m Going to Have a Wife
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, “Tommy, what’s the matter?” Little Tommy responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m gonna have a wife.”