Nothing Would Make Me Happier
The wife said to her husband, “For my birthday, nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.” So, he got her nothing. And that is how he landed in the hospital.
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The IRS
Did you ever notice that when you put together “THE” and “IRS,” it spells “THEIRS?”
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A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. “That laundry is not very clean,” she said. “She doesn’t know how to wash … Continue reading →
The Mind is an Amazing Thing – Scrambled Letters
Even though the letters are jumbled in the following paragraph, most people have no trouble reading it! Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is … Continue reading →
The Mind is an Amazing Thing – Numbers and Letters
In the following paragraph, some letters have been replaced with numbers yet, the mind will still process and “read” it. Try it! 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 … Continue reading →
Keep Your Fork
There was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as as she was getting her things “in order,” she contacted her pastor and had him come to her … Continue reading →
Unfortunate Last Words
What does this button do? It’s probably just a rash. Are you sure the power is off? Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? The odds of that happening have to be a million … Continue reading →
The New Librarian
The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children’s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a … Continue reading →
Rooted, Yet Flexible
Trees look strong compared with the wild reeds in the field. But when the storm comes the trees are uprooted, whereas the wild reeds, while moved back and forth by the wind, remain rooted and stand up again after the … Continue reading →
Getting Old
A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my … Continue reading →