If the devil, whom we don’t hear much about today, were to write his Beatitudes, they might go something like this: “Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with … Continue reading →
An actual correspondence that actually occurred between a London hotel’s staff and one of its guests. ——————– Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own … Continue reading →
Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud: Name something a blind person might use: a sword. Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon. Name a bird with … Continue reading →
The coach for the little league team had not yet learned the names of all the players, so he called them by the numbers on their uniforms. He yelled, “Number 5, your time to bat,” and Jeff came to the … Continue reading →
Two twin boys were raised by an alcoholic father. One grew up to be an alcoholic and when asked what happened, he said, “I watched my father.” The other boy grew up and never drank in his life. When he … Continue reading →
How we look at things definitely has an impact on how we think and behave. First, read this from top to bottom. Then, read it from bottom to top and notice how everything changes. Written by a 14 year old… … Continue reading →
Your favorite section of the newspaper is “25 Years Ago Today.” The parts that have arthritis are the parts where you feel best. A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills. Your clothes go into the … Continue reading →
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and … Continue reading →
As an old man walked down a beach at dawn, he saw a young man running across the sand,bending down to pick up a stranded starfish and throw it far into the sea. The old man gazed in wonder as … Continue reading →
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, … Continue reading →