May 31, 2023 | Thought Provokers
Today upon a bus I saw a lovely maiden with golden hair; I envied her—so beautiful, and how, I wished I were so fair; When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle; She had one foot and wore a crutch, but as she passed, she wore a smile. Oh God,...
Apr 19, 2023 | Thought Provokers
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes...
Mar 31, 2023 | Thought Provokers
1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 =...
Mar 30, 2023 | Thought Provokers
How do Mathematicians scold their children? They say, “If I told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…” Save and...
Mar 22, 2023 | Thought Provokers
Did you know that it’s impossible to write a 5 letter word that uses the same letter 3 times? Sorry. That was an error. Save and...
Mar 14, 2023 | Thought Provokers
When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the...
Mar 9, 2023 | Thought Provokers
Several years ago a mother gave her son two quarters. One was for his Sunday School offering. The other was for an ice cream cone on the way home from Sunday School. One Sunday, Billy was flipping a quarter in the air and catching it on the way down. One time, the...
Mar 9, 2023 | Thought Provokers
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so impressed that...
Mar 6, 2023 | Thought Provokers
Dr. Karl Menninger, the famous psychiatrist, once gave a lecture on mental health, and then answered questions from the audience. “What would you advise a person to do,” asked one man, “if that person felt a nervous breakdown coming on?” Most people expected him to...
Mar 5, 2023 | Thought Provokers
“Father to son, after family prayers: ‘Son, don’t give God orders. Just report for duty.'” Save and...
