“Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.” – Mother Teresa Originally posted 2017-02-24 18:18:45.
“Anything too stupid to be said is sung” – Voltaire Originally posted 2018-02-25 20:31:39.
“We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” – Zeno Originally posted 2018-07-03 07:15:53.
Let’s face it English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while … Continue reading →
“The louder our world today is, the deeper God seems to remain in silence. Silence is the language of eternity; noise passes.” – Gertrud von Le Fort Originally posted 2017-04-06 20:20:09.
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. A will is a dead … Continue reading →
“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.” – Ambrose Bierce Originally posted 2018-04-01 20:03:50.
Scientists built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets, and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of … Continue reading →
Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty good I think”, replied Jill, “but if I go to work there I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married. Her … Continue reading →
“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.” – Groucho Marx Originally posted 2016-08-29 18:54:31.