Unfortunate Last Words
What does this button do? It’s probably just a rash. Are you sure the power is off? Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? The odds of that happening have to be a million … Continue reading →
Tag Archives: Communication
Value People
“Value those people who tell you the truth, not just those people who tell you what you want to hear.” – Pat Summit
Continue reading →The Kindest Thing
“The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.” – Harriet Beecher Stowe
Continue reading →A Long Story
“To make a long story short, don’t tell it.”
Continue reading →Be Careful with Words
Be careful of the words you say, Keep them soft and sweet, You never know from day to day, Which ones you’ll have to eat.
Continue reading →How Well We Communicate
“How well we communicate is determined not by how well we say things, but how well we are understood.” – Andrew Grove
Continue reading →Latitude and Longitude
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and … Continue reading →
Christianity is Worth Sharing
“If your Christianity is worth having, it should be worth sharing.”
Continue reading →Turkey Shopping
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Continue reading →Newspaper Bloopers
Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on “Destructive Pests.” A large number were present. The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but City officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished. The ladies of the … Continue reading →