“Ignoring is a form of communication.” Originally posted 2016-06-28 18:08:30.
“I will never understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish.” – Mother Teresa Originally posted 2017-03-21 20:20:02.
A new clerk had just started his job in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could buy half a grapefruit. Not knowing what to do, he excused himself to ask the manager. “Some nut out there wants to … Continue reading →
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very … Continue reading →
True tech support stories from the past, as told by the people who worked them: A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was “running it under Windows.” The woman … Continue reading →
“I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” – Alan Greenspan, government official and economist
“I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!”
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog … Continue reading →
“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.” – Ambrose Bierce
“Anything too stupid to be said is sung” – Voltaire