“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Victor Borge Originally posted 2017-11-28 18:51:28.
“In your relationships, train yourself to be aware of your automatic, judgemental tendencies, then consciously and intentionally choose how to respond. The health of our relationships is based on our ability to take personal responsibility for how we respond to … Continue reading →
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.” The attorney said, “Well, do you have any … Continue reading →
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. “What are my choices?” he asked. “Yes or no,” she replied. Originally posted 2016-08-24 19:50:08.
While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, “Are you hurt?” “No, I’m fine,” I said. “Oh, good,” she continued. “Will … Continue reading →
“Speaking is silver, but listening is gold.” – a Fortune Cookie
See if you can read this: Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch sudty at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer … Continue reading →
“Anything too stupid to be said is sung” – Voltaire Originally posted 2018-02-25 20:31:39.
“Correct with kindness and love but also with zeal and holy freedom. If you do not speak out, if you do not sound the alarm when it is needed, you will be justly convicted by your silence.” – St. Mary … Continue reading →
“We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” – Zeno