• Your favorite section of the newspaper is “25 Years Ago Today.”
  • The parts that have arthritis are the parts where you feel best.
  • A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills.
  • Your clothes go into the overnight bag so you can fill the suitcase with your pills.
  • Somebody you consider an old-timer calls you an old-timer.
  • Your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the left or right.
  • Your knees buckle, but your belt won’t.
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