Getting Old
A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my … Continue reading →
Greg
Lunch with God
The little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his backpack with Twinkies and a six-pack of lemonade and he started his journey. When he had gone about … Continue reading →
Owning the Future
“The future doesn’t belong to the fainthearted; it belongs to the brave.” – Ronald Reagan
Continue reading →Life Isn’t Fair
“Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that life is not fair.” – Oscar Wilde (modified)
Continue reading →A Greater Thing
“The way I see it, it’s a great thing to be the man who hit the most home runs, but it’s a greater thing to be the man who did the most with the home runs he hit.” – Hank … Continue reading →
Driving the Speed Limit
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns … Continue reading →
Do It Now
“One day, you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now.” – Paulo Coelho
Continue reading →If You Want to Make Enemies
“If you want to make enemies, try to change something.” – Woodrow Wilson
Continue reading →Be Different
“In odd days like these, people study how to be all alike instead of how to be as different as they really are.” – Monica Shannon Dobry
Continue reading →We Must Always Be Cheerful
“Even if we can’t be happy, we must always be cheerful.” – Irving Kristol
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