A bunch of guys were sitting around the office playing poker. “I win!” said Johnson, at which point Henderson threw down his cards. “That’s it! I’ve had it! Johnson is cheating!” “How can you tell?” Phillips asked. “Those aren’t the … Continue reading →
“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” – Willy Wonka, actor Gene Wilder
Continue reading →Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one, but doesn’t use his. Bill Clinton uses his all the time. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. George Burns’ … Continue reading →
If you were buying a cake and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose: Angel Food Brownies Lemon Meringue Vanilla with Chocolate Icing Strawberry Short Cake Chocolate on Chocolate Ice Cream Carrot Cake You can’t … Continue reading →
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Is it possible to be totally partial? What’s another word for thesaurus? If a book about failures doesn’t sell, … Continue reading →
Here’s the exercise program I’m using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. AS ALWAYS, CONSULT … Continue reading →
“The person who can laugh often and who finds humor in even the most stressful events can keep going when others are falling by the wayside. Learn to look for the humor in every situation- you’ll live longer and have … Continue reading →
We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. There is no … Continue reading →
Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud: Name something a blind person might use: a sword. Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon. Name a bird with … Continue reading →
“Laughter is carbonated holiness.” – Anne Lamott
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