Christmas One-Liners
What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis. How do sheep … Continue reading →
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Living Someone Else’s Life
“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs
Continue reading →The Health of Our Relationships
“In your relationships, train yourself to be aware of your automatic, judgemental tendencies, then consciously and intentionally choose how to respond. The health of our relationships is based on our ability to take personal responsibility for how we respond to … Continue reading →
Worker Ants
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural-history lesson. “Worker ants,” she told them, “can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?” One child was ready with the answer: “They … Continue reading →
Forgiveness is the Key
“Forgiveness is the key that unlocks the handcuffs of hate.” – William Ward
Continue reading →Going Downhill
“If the going is real easy, beware! You may be going downhill.”
Continue reading →Returning Thanks
“He who can return thanks for a little will always find he has enough.”
Continue reading →Lesser Known Laws
You’ve heard of Murphy’s famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Well, there are many other related Laws. Here are some: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. –Lorenz’s Law of … Continue reading →
True Charity
“True charity doesn’t care if it’s tax deductible or not, but it’s appreciated.”
Continue reading →Wearing Gratitude
“Wear gratitude like a cloak and it will feed every corner of your life.” – Rumi
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