Found in a Fortune Cookie
Found in a fortune cookie: “You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products.”
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The Greatest Gift Anyone Can Give
“Make a gift of your life and lift all…by being kind, considerate, forgiving, and compassionate at all times, in all places, and under all conditions, with everyone as well as yourself. This is the greatest gift anyone can give.” – … Continue reading →
Humor and Life
“There is no evidence that humor is going to add years to your life, but there’s a lot of evidence that it adds life to your years.”
Continue reading →Measurable Progress in Life
“Life asks us to make measurable progress in reasonable time. That’s why they make those fourth grade chairs so small – so you won’t fit in them at age 25!” – Jim Rohn
Continue reading →Dealing with the Unexpected, the Unanticipated, the Unfair
“In business, just as in life, we are going to have to deal with the unexpected, the unanticipated, and the unfair. Those who deal most successfully with all of it are the ones who have the attitude that indeed whatever … Continue reading →
Passing Through This World
“I shall pass through this world but once. Therefore, any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now, for I shall not pass this way again.”
Continue reading →The Best Thing About the Future
“The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.” – Abraham Lincoln
Continue reading →Discover and Live Your Purpose
“Make it a purpose to discover and live your purpose. Life will start to take on new meaning and become one that touches, moves and inspires not only you, but many others around you.” – David Zerfoss
Continue reading →Where is Home?
“Home is not where you live but where they understand you.” – Christion Morgenstern
Continue reading →Patience is Power
“Patience is power. Patience is not an absence of action; rather it is “timing-” it waits on the right time to act, for the right principles and in the right way.” ― Fulton J. Sheen
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