Before You Marry
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
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The Battles That Count
“The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself … that’s where it’s at.” – Jesse Owens
Continue reading →Patience is Waiting
“Patience is waiting. Not passively waiting. That is laziness. But to keep going when the going is hard and slow – that is patience. The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.” – Leo Tolstoy
Continue reading →Better Habits
“No matter who you are, we’re creatures of habit. The better your habits are, the better they will be in pressure situations.” – Wayne Gretzky
Continue reading →The Power of Food
“Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate.” – Alan D. Wolfelt
Continue reading →Counting Errors
“Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.”
Continue reading →Success, Failure and Courage
“Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It’s courage that counts.” – John Wooden
Continue reading →Tell Them
“If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?” – Penn Jillette
Continue reading →Have the Dream
“No matter how tough the chase is, you should always have the dream you saw on the first day. It’ll keep you motivated and rescue you from any weak thoughts.” – Jack Ma
Continue reading →God Already Is
“Everything you need God already is.” – Priscilla Shirer
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