Sleep and the Internet
”Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.” – Will Ferrell
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A Second Opinion
“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said, ‘Okay, you’re ugly too.’” – Rodney Dangerfield
Continue reading →The Two Best Cures
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.” – Shawn Stevenson
Continue reading →Touching My Toes
“If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.”
Continue reading →Before You Sleep
“Before you sleep, read something that is exquisite, and worth remembering.” – Desiderius Erasmus
Continue reading →Eat, Don’t Eat
“Came FROM A Plant, Eat It; Was Made IN A Plant, Don’t.” – Michael Pollan
Continue reading →Bitten By a Wolf
I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. “Where?” she asked. “No. Regular.”
Continue reading →The Power of Food
“Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate.” – Alan D. Wolfelt
Continue reading →Taking Care of Myself
“If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” – Mickey Mantle
Continue reading →Curing and Healing
“Some people cannot be cured, but everyone can heal.”
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