Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he’d meet and so on.

On the first day, he eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.

The next morning when she woke him up, he asked “Why did you wake me up?” She told him it was time to get ready for school.

“What? Again?” he asked.