You know this has to have happened sometime…

“Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He complained that the work had been completed a year ago. and I still hadn’t paid for them.

Hellloooo… I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year – that these windows would pay for themselves in a year. Well, it’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.”

Seriously, you know this has had to have happened…