Adding Years to My Life
“My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” – Milton Berle
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The Sharpest Weapon
“In the long run, the sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle spirit.” – Anne Frank
Continue reading →I Forgot My Teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to … Continue reading →
What Kind of Tracks Are Those?
Three goofballs were walking in the country one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first goofball said, “I think they’re deer tracks!” The second goofball said, “I think … Continue reading →
Tell the Truth
“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain
Continue reading →Reasoning and Opinion
“Reasoning will never make a person correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning they never acquired.” – Jonathan Swift
Continue reading →A Brand New Ending
“Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.”
Continue reading →Praying for a Baby Brother
A little boy told his Dad he wanted a baby brother. His Dad smiled and suggested he pray for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but after a couple of weeks with no baby brother, he didn’t bother … Continue reading →
Strategic Planning and Vision
“Strategic planning is worthless unless there is first a strategic vision.” – John Naisbitt
Continue reading →The Wise Traveler
“The traveler who has once been from home is wiser than he who has never left his own doorstep.” – Margaret Mead
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