Winning the Game
“God never promised we’d be ahead at halftime. He just promised we’d win the game.”
Continue reading →Greg
Turkey Shopping
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Continue reading →A Thought About Marriage
A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known … Continue reading →
Kid’s Praying
Overheard Kid’s Prayers: 3-year-old little boy: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” Another little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a … Continue reading →
Stop Trying to be Happy
“If only we’d stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.” – Edith Wharton
Continue reading →Quiet Minds
“Quiet minds can’t be perplexed or frightened, but go on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace, like a clock during a thunderstorm.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
Continue reading →We’re All Pretty Lame
“You sit around watching all this stuff happen on TV and the TV sits and watches us do nothing! The TV must think we’re all pretty lame.” – Shannon Wheeler
Continue reading →Thoughts, Feelings, Actions
“Thoughts lead to feelings. Feelings lead to actions. Actions lead to consequences. The key is to control one’s thoughts and to realize if they are leading me down a positive or negative path.”
Continue reading →Fair Treatment in the World
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.” – Dennis Wholey
Continue reading →Newspaper Bloopers
Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on “Destructive Pests.” A large number were present. The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but City officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished. The ladies of the … Continue reading →