“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain
Dentist – “Try to relax. I’ll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.”
Patient – “How much will this cost?”
Dentist – “It’ll be $100.”
Patient – “That much for just five minutes work?”
Dentist – “Well if you prefer, I can pull it out very slowly.”
Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.
“Pretty good I think”, replied Jill, “but if I go to work there I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married.
Her mother of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked “Is that what they told you?
“No”, replied Jill, “they didn’t tell me that, but on the application it said, ‘Vacation time may not be taken until you’ve had your First Anniversary.’
“We must be willing to get rid of the life we’ve planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.” – Joseph Campbell
“A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.” – Mark Twain
“Enlighten everyone you meet in your journey of life with the light of your love and kindness.” – Debasish Mridha
“It takes two people to make a lie work: the person who tells it, and the one who believes it.” – Jodi Picoult
“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me.'” – Erma Bombeck
“It always comes back to the same necessity: go deep enough and there is a bedrock of truth, however hard.” – May Sarton
“The greatest gift one can give is thanksgiving. In giving gifts, we give what we can spare, but in giving thanks we give ourselves.” – David Steindl-Rast