Feb 12, 2022 | The Book of Taunt
“Don’t forget to tell your favorite people that you love them.” – Shirley Temple Save and...
Feb 9, 2022 | Thought Provokers
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week his mother...
Jan 7, 2022 | Thought Provokers
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys full of youthful after-school enthusiasm...
Jan 3, 2022 | Thought Provokers
One day, as I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her...
Feb 15, 2021 | Thought Provokers
A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and...
Feb 14, 2021 | Thought Provokers
Overheard Kid’s Prayers: 3-year-old little boy: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” Another little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m...
Apr 6, 2021 | The Book of Taunt
“‘Old’ is when your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and cuddle,’ and you answer, ‘Honey, I can’t do both.'” Save and...
Apr 8, 2021 | The Book of Taunt
“If you came and you found a strange man teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you’d kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don’t think twice about...
Oct 22, 2020 | The Book of Taunt
“Of all the hearts in the world, none is as big and kind and caring as a Mother’s.” Save and...
Oct 9, 2020 | Thought Provokers
One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it, you got hit, so never mind. When they broke open molecules, they...
