The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. “Why?” “Because it’s been laying outside and … Continue reading →
Tag Archives: Life
Use Your Experience Wisely
“Nothing is a waste of time if you use your experience wisely.” – Auguste Rodin
Continue reading →The Realistic Miracle Diet
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, 1 slice of whole wheat toast, 8 oz. low fat or skim milk Lunch: 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast, 1 cup steamed spinach, 1 cup herbal tea, 1 Oreo cookie Mid-Afternoon Snack: Rest of Oreos in … Continue reading →
A Well Taken Care of Today
“A well taken care of today will pave the way for a well taken care of tomorrow.” – Sri Swami Satchidananda
Continue reading →How to Clean the Toilet
You Will Need: One Toilet, One Cat, Appropriate Amount of Cat Shampoo Add the appropriate amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the … Continue reading →
Time to Make Repairs
“As long as the candle burns, there is time to make repairs.” – Rabbi Salanter
Continue reading →Error and Truth
“Error is often dressed in the garb of the truth.”
Continue reading →Master Your Mindset
“Life is a game of inches – the six inches between your ears. Those who master their mindset tend to win. That is as true today as it ever was.”
Continue reading →Be Kind
“Life is so hard, how can we be anything but kind?” – Sylvia Boorstein
Continue reading →Seinfeldisms
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Is it possible to be totally partial? What’s another word for thesaurus? If a book about failures doesn’t sell, … Continue reading →