Fractured Christmas Carols
Listen very closely when kids sing Christmas carols, This is what you just might hear!
- Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly…
- We three kings of porridge and tar…
- On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me…
- Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire…
- He’s makin’ a list, chicken and rice…
- Noel. Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel…
- With the jelly toast proclaim…
- Olive, the other reindeer…
- Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say…
- Sleep in heavenly peas…
- In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown…
- You’ll go down in Listerine…
- Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay…
- O come, froggy faithful…
- You’ll tell Carol, “Be a skunk, I require…”
- Good tidings we bring to you and your kid…