Promises May Gain Friends
“Promises may gain friends, but it is performance that keeps them.”
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Cake Personality Test
If you were buying a cake and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose: Angel Food Brownies Lemon Meringue Vanilla with Chocolate Icing Strawberry Short Cake Chocolate on Chocolate Ice Cream Carrot Cake You can’t … Continue reading →
Picnic Punishment
The minister’s little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn’t go to the Sunday School Picnic on Saturday. When the day … Continue reading →
Putting the Federal Government in Charge
“If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there would be a shortage of sand.” – Milton Friedman
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“Riches are a blessing only to those who make them a blessing to others.”
Continue reading →Our Ministry, Our Calling
“We don’t have a ministry because we decide to have one; we have a ministry because God gives us one. Our calling is God’s doing, not ours. Our privilege is to obey what God tells us to do; our responsibility … Continue reading →
The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. “Why?” “Because it’s been laying outside and … Continue reading →
Job Hunting
I’ve been working hard lately. I thought you might like to know what I’ve been up to. I got a job at an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate, so I got canned. Then I worked in the woods … Continue reading →
Mistaken Identity
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling … Continue reading →
Use Your Experience Wisely
“Nothing is a waste of time if you use your experience wisely.” – Auguste Rodin
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