“Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass. It’s about learning how to dance in the rain.”
A Thought About Marriage
A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.
He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.
He turned to his wife: “You know, I’ll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives.”
His wife replied, “Why thank you, dear!”
Kid’s Praying
Overheard Kid’s Prayers:
3-year-old little boy: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.”
Another little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
One particular four-year-old prayed: “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”