“The time to act is now. You can’t start tomorrow and you can’t start ‘someday.’ ‘Someday’ is usually a euphemism for ‘never.’ Milestones are achieved one step at a time. So decide what the first step will be and take it. And remember, don’t mistake the difficult for the impossible. Inch by inch, life is a cinch. Big achievements often start with small steps. The key is to do something. Now. Today.” – Nido Qubein
Valentine’s Day Dream
While Emma and her husband are having breakfast the morning of Valentine’s Day, Emma lovingly looks into Jim’s eyes. She says, “I had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight.” Jim said with a smile. That evening, Jim came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it – only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.
Getting the Attractive Wife
A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks. He turned to his wife: “You know, I’ll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives.” His wife replied, “Why thank you, dear!”
Top Christian Pickup Lines
- “I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
- “Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?”
- “I don’t see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.”
- “What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss?'”
- “You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.” (DO NOT get this confused!)
- “You know, I’m really into relationship evangelism.”
- “I’m pretty flexible–I don’t think a woman should be submissive on the first date.”
- “Before tonight, I never believed in predestination…”
- “Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.”
- “I hear there’s going to be a love offering tonight.”