“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.” – Winston Churchill
“Remember to be conscious of the words you use, the tone you choose, and the body language you demonstrate. We are constantly communicating something to those around us.” – Greg Taunt
“The well of God’s forgiveness never runs dry.” – Grady Nutt
“Sometimes opportunity knocks; at other times you have to pursue it. You don’t want opportunity to come in on a boat when you’re standing at the airport waiting for it.” – Gladys Edmunds
I felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to start out by taking an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my workout clothes on, the class was over.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out.” He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
The next day during the wedding ceremony, the time came for the bride and groom to exchange their vows. The pastor looked the young man in the eye and said, “Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?”
The groom gulped, looked around, and said in a tiny voice, “Yes.” He then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, “I thought we had a deal.” The pastor put the $100 bill into the groom’s hand and whispered back, “She made me a much better offer.”
“Forbidden fruits create many jams.”
“An optimist is one who sees an opportunity in every difficulty. A pessimist is one who sees a difficulty in every opportunity.” – L. P. Jacks
“Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps, if you are not willing to move your feet.”
“Stand up when you’re on the phone. A USC study found that your brain’s information processing speed increases 5 to 20 percent when you’re standing. Think you may look a little goofy standing around? You’d be in good company. Thomas Jefferson, Ernest Hemingway and Winston Churchill all stood while working.” – David Cottrell