Cheerful Giver
A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the little girl a quarter and a dollar for church. “Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself,” she told the … Continue reading →
Tag Archives: Choices and Decisions
Getting Organized
My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That afternoon she phoned, sounding glum. … Continue reading →
Promises May Gain Friends
“Promises may gain friends, but it is performance that keeps them.”
Continue reading →Picnic Punishment
The minister’s little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn’t go to the Sunday School Picnic on Saturday. When the day … Continue reading →
Riches are a Blessing
“Riches are a blessing only to those who make them a blessing to others.”
Continue reading →Our Ministry, Our Calling
“We don’t have a ministry because we decide to have one; we have a ministry because God gives us one. Our calling is God’s doing, not ours. Our privilege is to obey what God tells us to do; our responsibility … Continue reading →
Mistaken Identity
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling … Continue reading →
Use Your Experience Wisely
“Nothing is a waste of time if you use your experience wisely.” – Auguste Rodin
Continue reading →Your Husband Will Surely Die
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die: Each morning, fix him a healthy … Continue reading →
The Realistic Miracle Diet
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, 1 slice of whole wheat toast, 8 oz. low fat or skim milk Lunch: 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast, 1 cup steamed spinach, 1 cup herbal tea, 1 Oreo cookie Mid-Afternoon Snack: Rest of Oreos in … Continue reading →