A Long Story
“To make a long story short, don’t tell it.”
Continue reading →Tag Archives: Communication
Christianity is Worth Sharing
“If your Christianity is worth having, it should be worth sharing.”
Continue reading →Turkey Shopping
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Continue reading →Newspaper Bloopers
Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on “Destructive Pests.” A large number were present. The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but City officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished. The ladies of the … Continue reading →
Criticizing, Condemning, and Complaining
“Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain – and most fools do.”
Continue reading →Don’t Flaunt Your Success
“Don’t flaunt your success, but don’t apologize for it either.”
Continue reading →Removing a Fly
“Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend’s forehead.” – Chinese Proverb
Continue reading →Inviting the Television In
“If you came and you found a strange man teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you’d kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in … Continue reading →
Truth and Lies
“Truth often hurts, but it is the lie that leaves the scar.”
Continue reading →Questions Asked at National Parks
Grand Canyon National Park: Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? Is the mule train air conditioned? So where are the faces of the presidents? Everglades National Park: Are the alligators real? Are the baby alligators for … Continue reading →