Ask Dumb Questions
“Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes.” – William Wister Hanes
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The Earth is Flat
“70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of the water is carbonated. So the earth is, in fact, flat.”
Continue reading →The Importance of Literature
“When literature exists, perhaps we do not notice how important it is, but when it does not exist, our lives become coarsened and brutal.” – Mo Yan
Continue reading →Words and Thoughts
“Words are the clothing of our thoughts.” – Jonathan Swift
Continue reading →The Kindest Thing
“The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.” – Harriet Beecher Stowe
Continue reading →Can’t Talk, I’m Driving
It was my wife’s birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home. “Can’t talk,” I said, “I’m driving.” “Where are you?” she asked. She wasn’t happy when I said the 7th tee.
Continue reading →If Cats Could Talk
“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” – Nan Porter
Continue reading →Christianity is Worth Sharing
“If your Christianity is worth having, it should be worth sharing.”
Continue reading →Turkey Shopping
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Continue reading →Newspaper Bloopers
Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on “Destructive Pests.” A large number were present. The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but City officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished. The ladies of the … Continue reading →