The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this […]
God, I dedicate my life today to the care of those who come my way. Give to my heart, compassion and understanding. Give […]
“Father to son, after family prayers: ‘Son, don’t give God orders. Just report for duty.’”
Did you know that it’s impossible to write a 5 letter word that uses the same letter 3 times? Sorry. That was […]
