The Cost of Fishing
Two goobers go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods – they spent a fortune! The first day they … Continue reading →
Tag Archives: Fun and Games
What Kind of Tracks Are Those?
Three goofballs were walking in the country one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first goofball said, “I think they’re deer tracks!” The second goofball said, “I think … Continue reading →
New Book Releases
“How to Write Big Books” by Warren Peace “The Lion Attacked” by Claude Yarmoff “The Art of Archery” by Beau N. Arrow “Songs for Children” by Barbara Blacksheep “Irish Heart Surgery” by Angie O’Plasty “Desert Crossing” by I. Rhoda Camel … Continue reading →
Questions Asked at National Parks
Grand Canyon National Park: Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? Is the mule train air conditioned? So where are the faces of the presidents? Everglades National Park: Are the alligators real? Are the baby alligators for … Continue reading →
Laughter is…
“Laughter is inner jogging.” – Norman Cousins
Continue reading →Fun With the English Language
English is such an interesting and unique language: The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. … Continue reading →
Keeping Your Sanity (or Insanity) at Work
At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) Insist that your e-mail address is Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King … Continue reading →
Does Spelling Matter?
See if you can read this: Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch sudty at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer … Continue reading →
Lesser Known Laws
You’ve heard of Murphy’s famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Well, there are many other related Laws. Here are some: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. –Lorenz’s Law of … Continue reading →
More – English is a Crazy Language
Let’s face it English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while … Continue reading →