You are a Priority
“It’s not selfish to love yourself, take care of yourself, and to make your happiness a priority. It’s necessary.” – Mandy Hals
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Anaconda Attack
The following is (supposedly) from the US Government Peace Corps Manual for its volunteers who work in the Amazon Jungle. It tells what to do in case you are attacked by an anaconda. Now an anaconda is the largest snake … Continue reading →
A Prayer for the Caregiver
Unknown and often unnoticed, you are a hero nonetheless. For your love, sacrificial, is God at his best. You walk by faith in the darkness of the great unknown, and your courage, even in weakness, gives life to your beloved. … Continue reading →
Because the Patient
Dedicated to all healthcare workers, both clinical and non-clinical… Because the patient has a need, we have a job to do. Because the patient has a choice, we must be the better choice. Because the patient has sensibilities, we must … Continue reading →
Praying for the Sick
A young boy called the pastor of a local “corner” church to ask the pastor to come by and pray for his mother who had been very ill with the flu. The pastor knew the family and was aware they … Continue reading →
Take Care of Yourself
“Take care of yourself — you never know when the world will need you.” – Rabbi Hillel
Continue reading →Trying to Enter Heaven
There is a knock on St. Peter’s door. He looks out and a man is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A short time later there’s another knock. St. Peter gets the … Continue reading →
Your Husband Will Surely Die
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die: Each morning, fix him a healthy … Continue reading →
The Realistic Miracle Diet
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, 1 slice of whole wheat toast, 8 oz. low fat or skim milk Lunch: 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast, 1 cup steamed spinach, 1 cup herbal tea, 1 Oreo cookie Mid-Afternoon Snack: Rest of Oreos in … Continue reading →
How to Clean the Toilet
You Will Need: One Toilet, One Cat, Appropriate Amount of Cat Shampoo Add the appropriate amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the … Continue reading →