Mother’s Day Gifts
“It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ashtrays for Mother’s Day.” – … Continue reading →
Tag Archives: Kids and Family
The Real World Has Teeth
“As parents we have a tendency to overprotect; it’s okay to try and show them all positives but we cannot forget that the real world has teeth.”
Continue reading →Which Virgin Was the Mother of Jesus?
A 10-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, “Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?”
Continue reading →When You Thought I Wasn’t Looking
When you thought I wasn’t looking, you hung my first painting on the refrigerator, and I wanted to paint another. When you thought I wasn’t looking, you fed a stray cat, and I thought it was good to be kind … Continue reading →
How to Drive
A little girl to her father – “Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?”
Continue reading →It’s Hereditary
Doctor to Patient: “There’s nothing I can do for this disease. It’s hereditary.” Patient to Doctor: “Ok. Please send the bill to my parents.”
Continue reading →How to Get to Heaven
The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the … Continue reading →
A Most Glorious Mess
“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.” – Andy Rooney
Continue reading →Search the Skies
“May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.”
Continue reading →Always Teach a Child
“You never teach a subject; you always teach a child.” – Dorothy Height
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