The Lecture
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. “What are you doing out here at 2:00 in the … Continue reading →
Tag Archives: Kids and Family
He’s Doing What Squirrels Do
“He’s probably – oh he’s probably five weeks old now, maybe. Could be a couple of months before we turn him loose, and then off he’ll go, and he’ll have his own family. And hopefully he’ll stay around my backyard … Continue reading →
Lost at the YMCA
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and … Continue reading →
Attention
“Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.” – Simone Weil
Continue reading →Serious Disputes
“The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.”
Continue reading →The Love of a Parent
“We never know the love of a parent until we become one ourselves.”
Continue reading →The Flower System
An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife … Continue reading →
Don’t Mess with the Elderly
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful blonde girl. “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75,000 … Continue reading →
Changing the Wedding Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and … Continue reading →
Humor and Marriage
“Humor can help a marriage last forever, but a marriage without humor only seems to last forever.”
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