• A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
  • A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
  • A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.
  • Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
  • A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can’t make a bed.
  • A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver’s license.
  • A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music – loud and very loud.
  • An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
  • A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.
  • A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
  • A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
  • A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
  • An original thinker who is positive that her parents were never teenagers.
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