Christmas One-Liners
- What do you call a blind reindeer?
- I have no eye deer.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- Frostbite.
- What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?
- Elfis.
- How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Spanish?
- Fleece Navidad.
- What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas?
- Unwrap.
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
- Nothing – because it was on the house.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
- A rebel without a Claus.
- Where does Santa store his suit?
- In his Claus-et.