• What do you call a blind reindeer?
    • I have no eye deer.
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    • Frostbite.
  • What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?
    • Elfis.
  • How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Spanish?
    • Fleece Navidad.
  • What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas?
    • Unwrap.
  • How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    • Nothing – because it was on the house.
  • What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
    • A rebel without a Claus.

 

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