• The more confidential the memo, the more likely it will be left in the copy machine.
  • The new improved model always appears on the market just after you’ve bought the old model.
  • The person who suggests spitting the bill evenly is always the person who ordered the most expensive items
  • The chance of a sudden cloudburst is in direct proportion to the amount of suede you’re wearing (and you should be ashamed if you are).
  • The novice poker player will always take home the pot.
  • You always get sick on the second day of your vacation and always recover the day before you return to work.
  • The odd little noise you ignored all night will turn out to be a major disaster.
  • The only things Super-Stick Glue will bond successfully are your fingers.
  • When a traffic light gets stuck, you will get the red light.
  • “One size fits all” items will never fit you.
  • Your insurance protects you from everything except what actually happens.
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