“You to can fly. But that cocoon must go!”
Keeping the Ten Commandments
Bernie and Esther were not the most religious couple and in fact they really only went to church once a year. As they were leaving the church, the minister said, “Bernie, it sure would be nice to see you and Esther here more than once a year!” “I know,” replied Bernie, “but at least we keep the Ten Commandments.”
“That’s great,” the minister said. “I’m glad to hear that you keep the Commandments.” “Yep,” Bernie said proudly, “Esther keeps six of them and I keep the other four.”
New Book Releases
- “How to Write Big Books” by Warren Peace
- “The Lion Attacked” by Claude Yarmoff
- “The Art of Archery” by Beau N. Arrow
- “Songs for Children” by Barbara Blacksheep
- “Irish Heart Surgery” by Angie O’Plasty
- “Desert Crossing” by I. Rhoda Camel
- “School Truancy” by Marcus Absent
- “I Was a Cloakroom Attendant” by Mahatma Coate
- “I Lost My Balance” by Eileen Dover and Phil Down
- “Mystery in the Barnyard” by Hu Flung Dung
- “Positive Reinforcement” by Wade Ago
- “Shhh!” by Danielle Soloud
- “The Philippine Post Office” by Imelda Letter
- “Things to Do at a Party” by Bob Frapples
- “Stop Arguing” by Xavier Breath
- “Come on In!” by Doris Open
- “The German Bank Robbery” by Hans Zupp
- “I Hate the Sun” by Gladys Knight
- “Prison Security” by Barb Dweyer
- “Irish First Aid” by R.U. O’Kaye
- “My Career As a Clown” by Abe Ozo
- “Here’s Pus in Your Eye” by Lance Boyle
- “I Didn’t Do It!” by Ivan Alibi
- “Why I Eat at McDonalds” by Tommy Ayk
- “I Hit the Wall” by Isadore There
- “The Bruce Lee Story” by Marsha Larts
- “Take This Job and Shove It” by Ike Witt
- “Rapunzel Rapunzel” by Harris Long
- “Split Personalities” by Jacqueline Hyde
- “How I Won the Marathon” by Randy Hoelway
- “Songs from “South Pacific”” by Sam and Janet Evening