“Prayer should be the key of the morning and the lock of the night.” – Owen Felltham
Does Spelling Matter?
See if you can read this:
Olny srmat poelpe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch sudty at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Paying Attention in Math Class
Patience and Behavior
What Are You Aiming For?
A Lack of Gratitude
Mocking and Doing
One’s Education is Never Finished
Christmas One-Liners
- What do you call a blind reindeer?
- I have no eye deer.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- Frostbite.
- What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?
- Elfis.
- How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Spanish?
- Fleece Navidad.
- What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas?
- Unwrap.
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
- Nothing – because it was on the house.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
- A rebel without a Claus.
- Where does Santa store his suit?
- In his Claus-et.