“The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” – Tom Bodett
“What is a soul? It’s like electricity – we don’t really know what it is, but it’s a force that can light a room.” – Ray Charles
“If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.” – Catherine Aird
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 years old and we don’t know where on earth she is.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
And last but not least: I don’t exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
You could run a copy of this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them?
“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?” – Abraham Lincoln
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
“You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.” -Yogi Berra
“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Adrienne Gusoff
“Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.” – Mark Twain
“I am only one, but I am one. I can’t do everything, but I can do something. And what I can do, that I ought to do. And what I ought to do, by the grace of God, I will do.” – Edward Everett Hale