A little boy, fresh from Ash Wednesday service asked, “Mommy, is it true that before you’re born, you’re just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?” “That’s right son, why?” she asked. The little boy looked … Continue reading →
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in … Continue reading →
Dear God,May we know your goodness and be grateful in all things and for all our lives.It’s easy to be grateful for the good we experience, moments of joy, and when we succeed.It’s not as easy to be grateful during … Continue reading →
A certain preacher awoke to perfect golfing weather one Sunday morning. It had been either cold, raining, or too windy for a couple of months and, as he thought it over, the temptation was just too great. He called up … Continue reading →
DEAR GOD: I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I … Continue reading →
Two mice fell into a deep cream bowl. One was an optimistic soul. But the other took the gloomy view. “We’ll drown,” he lamented without much ado. With a last despairing cry, he flung up his legs and said “Goodbye.” … Continue reading →
A mom came home and found her freshly baked pie had a huge hole dug out from the center. A gooey spoon was on the table and pie crust crumbs led to her child’s room. Mom called her child into … Continue reading →
A kindergarten class went to the police station on a field trip. The police officer took the students past a wall with the Ten Most Wanted posters on display. He expressed to the class that the police needed the help … Continue reading →
I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. “Where?” she asked. “No. Regular.”
Continue reading →The famous preacher Charles Spurgeon was admonishing a class of Divinity students on the importance of making the facial expressions harmonize with the content of the message in delivering sermons. He said, “When you speak of Heaven, let your face … Continue reading →