Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire.If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don’t know something,for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult times.During … Continue reading →
You have 2 minutes to live, but every time you breathe it resets the timer.
Continue reading →When a man got to work Monday morning, his boss stormed up and said, “You missed work Friday, didn’t you?” He replied, “No, not particularly.”
Continue reading →During a church service, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead. The church grew quiet, except for a little boy who turned to his father and piped, “Dad, you have some of their albums!”
Continue reading →It was my wife’s birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home. “Can’t talk,” I said, “I’m driving.” “Where are you?” she asked. She wasn’t happy when I said the 7th tee.
Continue reading →Is there a word that uses all the vowels, including Y? Unquestionably…
Continue reading →A little boy, fresh from Ash Wednesday service asked, “Mommy, is it true that before you’re born, you’re just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?” “That’s right son, why?” she asked. The little boy looked … Continue reading →
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in … Continue reading →
Dear God,May we know your goodness and be grateful in all things and for all our lives.It’s easy to be grateful for the good we experience, moments of joy, and when we succeed.It’s not as easy to be grateful during … Continue reading →
A certain preacher awoke to perfect golfing weather one Sunday morning. It had been either cold, raining, or too windy for a couple of months and, as he thought it over, the temptation was just too great. He called up … Continue reading →