Be Careful with Words
Be careful of the words you say, Keep them soft and sweet, You never know from day to day, Which ones you’ll have to eat.
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A Peaceful Retirement
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young … Continue reading →
Didn’t See Those
Mom: “Son, there were five donuts in the pantry and now there are only two. Can you explain that?” Son: “It was dark. I didn’t see those.”
Continue reading →When Candy Is Involved
Teacher: “What’s two plus two?” Student: “Four.” Teacher: “Correct. Here are four pieces of candy.” Student: “If I had known candy was involved, I would have given you a bigger number.”
Continue reading →Mommy Gonna Eat Your Fingers
One day, as I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to … Continue reading →
Restroom Sign
Sign Found in a Restroom: “No job is finished until the paperwork is done.”
Continue reading →Take 15 Minutes for Yourself
Take 15 minutes for yourself today to do absolutely nothing. No phone scrolling, no call returning, no anything. Just sit there, take a deep breath, and look out the window. It’s worth it.
Continue reading →Getting Out of Jury Duty
Here’s a tip for getting out of jury duty: When asked a question, begin every answer with, “According to the prophecy…”
Continue reading →The Platypus Prayer
Lord, I can’t help but wonder about the platypus. It looks like you had a bunch of animal parts left over after creating everything, and just stuck them all together – duck-bill, beaver-tail, otter-foot, lays egg, lives in water, breathes … Continue reading →
Four Questions for Success
Why? Why Not? Why Not You? Why Not You Now?
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