God, It Hurts
I said, “God, I hurt.” And God said, I know.”I said, “God, I cry a lot.” And God said, “That is why I gave you tears.”I said, “God, I am so depressed.” And God said, “That is why I gave … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Thought Provokers
When You Thought I Wasn’t Looking
When you thought I wasn’t looking, you hung my first painting on the refrigerator, and I wanted to paint another. When you thought I wasn’t looking, you fed a stray cat, and I thought it was good to be kind … Continue reading →
What is Anger?
A wise man was asked: What is anger? His answer – it is a punishment you give yourself for someone else’s mistakes.
Continue reading →How to Drive
A little girl to her father – “Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?”
Continue reading →It’s Hereditary
Doctor to Patient: “There’s nothing I can do for this disease. It’s hereditary.” Patient to Doctor: “Ok. Please send the bill to my parents.”
Continue reading →How to Get to Heaven
The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the … Continue reading →
Dreaming of Success
The School of Agriculture’s dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, “Why have you chosen this career?” he asked. “I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,” the student replied. “Your father made a million … Continue reading →
Lord, Forgive Me When I Whine
Today upon a bus I saw a lovely maiden with golden hair; I envied her—so beautiful, and how, I wished I were so fair; When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle; She had one … Continue reading →
Losing Your Vision
A blind person asked St. Anthony, “Can there be anything worse than losing your eyesight?” He replied, “Yes, losing your vision.”
Continue reading →Latitude and Longitude
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and … Continue reading →