Although this story is said to be true, the U.S.A. Navy claims that it is not. It still makes a very good point… “This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities … Continue reading →
A Goober was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. She rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” The Goober thought … Continue reading →
The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would … Continue reading →
Dog: “Why do they keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl?” Goldfish: “Just because I have a three-second memory, they don’t think I’ll mind eating the same fish flakes … Oh boy! Fish flakes!” Dog: “Man, why … Continue reading →
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it’s in your … Continue reading →
A new clerk had just started his job in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could buy half a grapefruit. Not knowing what to do, he excused himself to ask the manager. “Some nut out there wants to … Continue reading →
On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Tom, just what is it you have … Continue reading →
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asks the accused. “The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did … Continue reading →
Dentist – “Try to relax. I’ll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.” Patient – “How much will this cost?” Dentist – “It’ll be $100.” Patient – “That much for just five minutes work?” Dentist – “Well if you prefer, … Continue reading →
Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty good I think”, replied Jill, “but if I go to work there I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married. Her … Continue reading →