You Can
You can ask of the Lord because He will not give you a wrong answer. You can wait upon the Lord because His timing is always perfect. You can trust in the Lord because He makes no mistakes. You can … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Thought Provokers
New Babies
Four men are in the hospital waiting room while their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota … Continue reading →
Obstacles in the Road
In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king’s wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked … Continue reading →
Family Problems
Two men met recently and struck up a conversation. One was telling the other about some problems he was having with one of his kids. After a while the other guy said, “You think you have family problems? Get a … Continue reading →
Lying
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, … Continue reading →
The Obstinate Lighthouse
Although this story is said to be true, the U.S.A. Navy claims that it is not. It still makes a very good point… “This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities … Continue reading →
The Vacuum
A Goober was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. She rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” The Goober thought … Continue reading →
Hymns
The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would … Continue reading →
Animal Thoughts
Dog: “Why do they keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl?” Goldfish: “Just because I have a three-second memory, they don’t think I’ll mind eating the same fish flakes … Oh boy! Fish flakes!” Dog: “Man, why … Continue reading →
Learning from a Dog
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it’s in your … Continue reading →