The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”
Christmas One-Liners
- What do you call a blind reindeer?
- I have no eye deer.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- Frostbite.
- What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?
- Elfis.
- How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Spanish?
- Fleece Navidad.
- What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas?
- Unwrap.
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
- Nothing – because it was on the house.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
- A rebel without a Claus.
The Health of Our Relationships
“In your relationships, train yourself to be aware of your automatic, judgemental tendencies, then consciously and intentionally choose how to respond. The health of our relationships is based on our ability to take personal responsibility for how we respond to other people.” – Al Ritter