A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class taught by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons. One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and … Continue reading →
A 10-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, “Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?”
Continue reading →I said, “God, I hurt.” And God said, I know.”I said, “God, I cry a lot.” And God said, “That is why I gave you tears.”I said, “God, I am so depressed.” And God said, “That is why I gave … Continue reading →
When you thought I wasn’t looking, you hung my first painting on the refrigerator, and I wanted to paint another. When you thought I wasn’t looking, you fed a stray cat, and I thought it was good to be kind … Continue reading →
A wise man was asked: What is anger? His answer – it is a punishment you give yourself for someone else’s mistakes.
Continue reading →A little girl to her father – “Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?”
Continue reading →Doctor to Patient: “There’s nothing I can do for this disease. It’s hereditary.” Patient to Doctor: “Ok. Please send the bill to my parents.”
Continue reading →The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the … Continue reading →
The School of Agriculture’s dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, “Why have you chosen this career?” he asked. “I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,” the student replied. “Your father made a million … Continue reading →
Today upon a bus I saw a lovely maiden with golden hair; I envied her—so beautiful, and how, I wished I were so fair; When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle; She had one … Continue reading →