A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young … Continue reading →
Mom: “Son, there were five donuts in the pantry and now there are only two. Can you explain that?” Son: “It was dark. I didn’t see those.”
Continue reading →Teacher: “What’s two plus two?” Student: “Four.” Teacher: “Correct. Here are four pieces of candy.” Student: “If I had known candy was involved, I would have given you a bigger number.”
Continue reading →One day, as I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to … Continue reading →
Sign Found in a Restroom: “No job is finished until the paperwork is done.”
Continue reading →Take 15 minutes for yourself today to do absolutely nothing. No phone scrolling, no call returning, no anything. Just sit there, take a deep breath, and look out the window. It’s worth it.
Continue reading →Here’s a tip for getting out of jury duty: When asked a question, begin every answer with, “According to the prophecy…”
Continue reading →Lord, I can’t help but wonder about the platypus. It looks like you had a bunch of animal parts left over after creating everything, and just stuck them all together – duck-bill, beaver-tail, otter-foot, lays egg, lives in water, breathes … Continue reading →
Why? Why Not? Why Not You? Why Not You Now?
Continue reading →Once upon a time there was a piece of iron that was very strong. One after another, the ax, the saw, the hammer and the flame tried to break it. “I’ll master it, said the ax. Its blows fell heavily … Continue reading →