I Am Thanking You Right Now
DEAR GOD: I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I … Continue reading →
DEAR GOD: I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I … Continue reading →
Two mice fell into a deep cream bowl. One was an optimistic soul. But the other took the gloomy view. “We’ll drown,” he lamented without much ado. With a last despairing cry, he flung up his legs and said “Goodbye.” … Continue reading →
A mom came home and found her freshly baked pie had a huge hole dug out from the center. A gooey spoon was on the table and pie crust crumbs led to her child’s room. Mom called her child into … Continue reading →
A kindergarten class went to the police station on a field trip. The police officer took the students past a wall with the Ten Most Wanted posters on display. He expressed to the class that the police needed the help … Continue reading →
I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. “Where?” she asked. “No. Regular.”
Continue reading →The famous preacher Charles Spurgeon was admonishing a class of Divinity students on the importance of making the facial expressions harmonize with the content of the message in delivering sermons. He said, “When you speak of Heaven, let your face … Continue reading →
Malachi 3:3 says: “He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver.” This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered what this statement meant about the character and nature of God. One of the women … Continue reading →
Be careful of the words you say, Keep them soft and sweet, You never know from day to day, Which ones you’ll have to eat.
Continue reading →A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young … Continue reading →
Mom: “Son, there were five donuts in the pantry and now there are only two. Can you explain that?” Son: “It was dark. I didn’t see those.”
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