Bitten By a Wolf
I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. “Where?” she asked. “No. Regular.”
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Your Facial Expression
The famous preacher Charles Spurgeon was admonishing a class of Divinity students on the importance of making the facial expressions harmonize with the content of the message in delivering sermons. He said, “When you speak of Heaven, let your face … Continue reading →
Refining Silver
Malachi 3:3 says: “He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver.” This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered what this statement meant about the character and nature of God. One of the women … Continue reading →
Be Careful with Words
Be careful of the words you say, Keep them soft and sweet, You never know from day to day, Which ones you’ll have to eat.
Continue reading →A Peaceful Retirement
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young … Continue reading →
Didn’t See Those
Mom: “Son, there were five donuts in the pantry and now there are only two. Can you explain that?” Son: “It was dark. I didn’t see those.”
Continue reading →When Candy Is Involved
Teacher: “What’s two plus two?” Student: “Four.” Teacher: “Correct. Here are four pieces of candy.” Student: “If I had known candy was involved, I would have given you a bigger number.”
Continue reading →Mommy Gonna Eat Your Fingers
One day, as I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to … Continue reading →
Restroom Sign
Sign Found in a Restroom: “No job is finished until the paperwork is done.”
Continue reading →Take 15 Minutes for Yourself
Take 15 minutes for yourself today to do absolutely nothing. No phone scrolling, no call returning, no anything. Just sit there, take a deep breath, and look out the window. It’s worth it.
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