Lean On Me
As the road ahead seems rugged, And the path is getting steep, I feel that I can’t make it, So my heart begins to weep. Then I turn to see who’s coming, To join me on my way. I see … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Thought Provokers
Worldviews from the Pit
A man fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out: A subjective person came along and said, “I feel for you down there.” An objective person came along and said, “Well it’s logical that someone would fall down there.” … Continue reading →
Tell Me Something Positive
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know, dear,” she says, “I look in the mirror, and I see an old … Continue reading →
Fun Things to Do During Boring Church Services
Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. See if a yawn really is contagious. Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the preacher. Devise ways of … Continue reading →
Computers and the ‘Older’ Generation
A computer was something on TV, From a science-fiction show of note, A window was something you hated to clean, And ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend, And gig was a job … Continue reading →
The Heavenly Computer Competition
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, “That’s it! … Continue reading →
Sharing Everything
The little old couple walked slowly into McDonald’s that cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what … Continue reading →
The Talking Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog … Continue reading →
Tax Form – New and Improved
NEW AND IMPROVED IRS FORM 1040-2EZ Tax Form Current Year: ___________________________ Name: ___________________________________ Address: _________________________________ City, State, Zip: __________________________ Social Security Number: ____________________ 1. How much money did you make during the previous year? $ _____________________________________ 2. Send it to … Continue reading →
Do You Ever Wonder…
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it … Continue reading →