The Talking Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Thought Provokers
Tax Form – New and Improved
NEW AND IMPROVED IRS FORM 1040-2EZ Tax Form Current Year: ___________________________ Name: ___________________________________ Address: _________________________________ City, State, Zip: __________________________ Social Security Number: ____________________ 1. How much money did you make during the previous year? $ _____________________________________ 2. Send it to … Continue reading →
Do You Ever Wonder…
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it … Continue reading →
Knocking at the Door
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the pastor had knocked several times. Finally, the pastor took out … Continue reading →
I Remember
A three-year-old opened the birthday gift from his grandmother and discovered it was a water pistol. He shouted with delight and headed for the nearest sink. His mother was not so pleased. She turned to her mother and said, “I’m … Continue reading →
Seven Cardinal Rules in Life
Make peace with your past, so it won’t mess up the present. What others think of you is none of your business. Time heals almost everything, so give it time. Don’t compare your life to others and don’t judge them. … Continue reading →
Falling On My Face
While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, “Are you hurt?” “No, I’m fine,” I said. “Oh, good,” she continued. “Will … Continue reading →
Christmas Vacation School Report
Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break. “We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania,” he replied. “That sounds like an … Continue reading →
Out of Shape
I felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to start out by taking an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped … Continue reading →
Things You Never Hear in Church
Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. I’ve decided to give our church the … Continue reading →