Overheard Kid’s Prayers: 3-year-old little boy: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” Another little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a … Continue reading →
Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on “Destructive Pests.” A large number were present. The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but City officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished. The ladies of the … Continue reading →
A computer was something on TV, From a science-fiction show of note, A window was something you hated to clean, And ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend, And gig was a job … Continue reading →
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to … Continue reading →
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. … Continue reading →
What is grace? Judas deceived Jesus; Thomas doubted Jesus; Peter denied Jesus; The disciples (except John) deserted Jesus; The Jews despised Jesus; The people denounced Jesus; The world destroyed Jesus; But Jesus loved them all and prayed, “Father, forgive them.” … Continue reading →
Bernie and Esther were not the most religious couple and in fact they really only went to church once a year. As they were leaving the church, the minister said, “Bernie, it sure would be nice to see you and … Continue reading →
“How to Write Big Books” by Warren Peace “The Lion Attacked” by Claude Yarmoff “The Art of Archery” by Beau N. Arrow “Songs for Children” by Barbara Blacksheep “Irish Heart Surgery” by Angie O’Plasty “Desert Crossing” by I. Rhoda Camel … Continue reading →
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?” “Certainly not,” said the Priest. “As … Continue reading →
Grand Canyon National Park: Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? Is the mule train air conditioned? So where are the faces of the presidents? Everglades National Park: Are the alligators real? Are the baby alligators for … Continue reading →