Talking about our problems has become our greatest addiction. Break the habit – talk about your joys. – Rita Schiano
Getting the Attractive Wife
A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks. He turned to his wife: “You know, I’ll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives.” His wife replied, “Why thank you, dear!”
Top Christian Pickup Lines
- “I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
- “Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?”
- “I don’t see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.”
- “What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss?'”
- “You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.” (DO NOT get this confused!)
- “You know, I’m really into relationship evangelism.”
- “I’m pretty flexible–I don’t think a woman should be submissive on the first date.”
- “Before tonight, I never believed in predestination…”
- “Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.”
- “I hear there’s going to be a love offering tonight.”
A Real Mentor
“A real mentor is someone who walks along side of us. They have an
ear to listen to us. They bring their maturity and experience into our
lives. They’ve ‘been there, done that.’ When you think of a mentor,
think of someone who goes, the way, shows the way, and knows the way.” –
John Maxwell