Sacrifice
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, “If I could only see the world, I will marry you.” … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Thought Provokers
Precious Memories
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want … Continue reading →
The Pastoral Search Committee Notes
In our search for a suitable pastor, the following notes were compiled for your reference. Of the candidates investigated by the committee, only one was found to have the necessary qualities. This list contains the names of the candidates and … Continue reading →
Thank a Veteran
When you see a soldier, past or present, short or tall, Doing their military duty, answering their country’s call; Take a moment to thank them, for protecting what you hold dear; Tell them you are proud of them and make … Continue reading →
God Can Use You
The next time you feel like God can’t use you, remember the following people: NOAH was a drunk. ABRAHAM was too old. ISAAC was a daydreamer. JACOB was a liar. LEAH was ugly. JOSEPH was abused. MOSES couldn’t talk. GIDEON … Continue reading →
Bytes of Wisdom
Lessons learned during the Computer Age: Everyone works better with a clear memory. Always have a backup. Everyone needs to hit escape once in a while. When the world looks blurry, adjust your monitor. If you’re feeling lost, head for … Continue reading →
Passing Gas
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas … Continue reading →
The Wedding Cake
A groom wanted to surprise his bride on their wedding day so he arranged with the bakery to have a Bible verse inscribed on the cake. He chose 1 John 4:18, which reads: “There is no fear in love. But … Continue reading →
If I Were the Devil
Originally written by Paul Harvey in 1964… “If I were the prince of darkness, I would want to engulf the whole world in darkness. I’d have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I would … Continue reading →
The Riddle
The Riddle (from Paul Harvey, I believe): When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The … Continue reading →