Today
I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have. … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Thought Provokers
God, Satan, and Our Health
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald’s. And McDonald’s brought forth the double-cheeseburger. And Satan … Continue reading →
Valentine’s Day Dream
While Emma and her husband are having breakfast the morning of Valentine’s Day, Emma lovingly looks into Jim’s eyes. She says, “I had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it … Continue reading →
Getting the Attractive Wife
A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known … Continue reading →
Top Christian Pickup Lines
“I just don’t feel called to celibacy.” “Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?” “I don’t see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.” “What do you think … Continue reading →
The Way It Is
The more confidential the memo, the more likely it will be left in the copy machine. The new improved model always appears on the market just after you’ve bought the old model. The person who suggests spitting the bill evenly … Continue reading →
I’ve Got Shingles
A man walked into a doctor’s office. “What do you have?” the receptionist asked. “Shingles,” he replied. She told him to sit down. Soon a nurse called him and asked, “What do you have?” “Shingles,” he replied. She took his … Continue reading →